- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

womans rights...

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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