- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Women's rights

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Cool Brian

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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