What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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