Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Your face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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