- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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