- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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