- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Bark I'm a tree

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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