What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

God. God.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Potato!

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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