roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Your Mom

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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