Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Well, there's one way...

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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