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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

poop.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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