- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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