- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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