- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Legal Mexicans in Texas

My Nan, that is all.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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