- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

I like touching my boobs

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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