Life

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Jake. Walsh.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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