- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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