- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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