Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Xbox One

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Me

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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The Female Orgasm

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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