- Anti Joke

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Mitt Romney

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon