Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What's blue? The sky.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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