- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Ian's mind Elevator music

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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