How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Your grandma's cookies.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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I'm hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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