Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Nickelback.

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THE GAME.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Colby Michael Schluter

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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baby seal walks into a club

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Please? No.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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