Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Thumbs this up

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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tee hee

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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