Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What is a chair?

Lil' Wayne

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Women's rights

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

This is not a joke.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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