What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Elizabeth Warren

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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