jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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derp

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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No.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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