- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

children burning

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness