Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Hahaha

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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heat!

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Jake. Walsh.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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