Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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soccer

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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