Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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