A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Do u take sugar?

u suck

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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