Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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