- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Women's Rights

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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