A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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