Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Women's rights.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Alex Gedrose.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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