Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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