A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

this is stupid .... yep

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

i have to pee out my ass.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Students, please find the surface integral.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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