Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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