Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

children burning

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Donald Trump.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

you lose.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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