Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

The Christian Bible.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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