WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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