why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Morning wood.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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