Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Black people having a Job.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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