roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How high is a Chinaman

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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