who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Needless to say,

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

why does column have a letter n?

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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