A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Do you play piano? No

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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This is an anti joke

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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