why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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hi

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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