what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Refrigerator

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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The WNBA

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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