- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

captcha: all yer base

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