A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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