What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Santa isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

... i forgot the joke :p

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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