What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Hi what I lug you

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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soccer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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I hate blackniggers

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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