- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

I was once a hamster.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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