no

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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dick dick dick... frogs

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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