Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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what is the color of a burp burple

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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