This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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I have aids

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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world peace

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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