- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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