Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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politically correct!

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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