why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why was the gay guy sad?

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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