Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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