why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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