Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Christianity

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A russian gives away vodka.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Neither have I

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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