- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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