- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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