What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Justin Bieber

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