- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

you lose.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Donald Trump.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Keanu Reaves

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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