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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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